I would like to apologize to those who's work I have plagiarized (ripped off). Alexander Pope said; "What was oft thought but nare (never) so well expressed." Or in other words, I liked the jokes but I preferred to edited them, if only to spell humour correctly.
Feel free to borrow from this site, I don't claim to be the best writer ever, and it's hard to claim copyright when a significant proportion of this has er.. been nicked from someonelse's site. I hope it gives you a laugh anyway; and if it didn't then be relieved that I haven't inflicted my elephant jokes on you.
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